I think you’re reading ridicule where there’s actually just bewilderment tinged with pity.

If a sadder block of text has been written in 2015, I will take your word for it.

god this is fucking sad

BARBER: Really? Again??

House GOP: [elects Matt Williams Speaker]

Warning to other MLB teams: If you want to inoculate yourself from the LOLvirus, the only known cure is the tears of Wilmer Flores. Dispense liberally in front of a large audience and then trade for Yoenis Cespedes. Also, play a lot of games against a team managed by Matt Williams.

Another classic segment of “Charlotte’s Web Gems.”

And this is why he will never win a championship. Good teammates don’t take elbows to the face and get hurt like this. Selfish, me-first team-second move by Rose AGAIN. Like a broken goddamned record.

He should have spent more time on the elliptical.

Former Flanker/8/Prop- totally incidental, no chance he was trying to knock him out, or even hurt him. That’s the last thing on your mind when that ball is free, get it clear and secure it if you can.

I’m far from an English rugby fan, but I think I believe him that it wasn’t intentional. That’s exactly how badly a flanker would kick out at a ball, especially with people falling all over the place.

Even more ridiculous than the fire is the fact that they put it out.

Joe Buck? Fuck that, give it to Uecker.

No one’s going to be able to adequately eulogize Scully, but at least Uecker would be entertaining and not a pandering asshat.

God, I could listen to Vin Scully talk about ANYTHING for hours. But the stories that man can - and DOES - tell are some of the best things on this planet.

Two great ambassadors of the game, Vin and Yogi. Yogi’s gone now and hopefully Vin will be around a long time. I’m not sure who would be able to give Vin that send off when that time comes. I guess it would be Joe Buck and hope he does it justice.

“As long as people talk about the game, whenever they mention the name Yogi Berra, they will smile because he was that kind of a human being.”

$1.6M for 80* home games.

It sucks but racing is for racing only. If you want to fight-but-not-really-fight, throw on some spandex and join WWE.

“You’re hurting me!”