I wish I could muster up the energy to give a shit about this as much as you do. 

I’m amazed FIFA doesn’t take the theatrics on, other than threatening yellow cards for diving that never seem to materialize.  This was quite shameful on Neymar’s behalf, but I suppose if you ain’t flopping around like a fish, you ain’t tryin’.

In this specific match, perhaps.  Overall in this World Cup, I would say no.  Getting out of the group stage was quite the accomplishment considering it was at the expense of Germany.  

Fun fact: my mom gave Sammy Sosa my foreskin for good luck during the home run race back in 1998.

You can’t spell “drama” without Maradona.

This is the correct take.  

#4 fo sho!

That's not going to go over well in the film room. 

I think suspending offenders for a match in the WC would do the trick. The leagues need to look at longer term suspensions and fines. Maybe a 3 match ban for first time offenders and escalating from there.

Came to say the same thing. Doesn’t make it right, but it does explain it a bit more.

When did Trump become an anonymous NL executive?

This comment thread is why I love all Deadspin commenters. Except the racist ones. They can all go and fuck themselves with a hot poker.

You’ve just described every episode of Takeshi’s Castle, the greatest show to ever grace planet Earth. (You may know it as “Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.”)

Chris, you’re doing God’s work.

Houston attempted 22 free throws to the Warriors’ 14.

Just cancelled my Directv Sunday Ticket renewal. The NFL can pound sand.

Conspiracy theory: this was done to try to create outrage that she is still there in an effort to get her fired for real.

That’s actually quite poetic.

Odds this Golden dude is a Trump supporter? I’m going 2-1.

Get yourself some shaving lotion, shaving soap and a shaving brush. Your life will never be the same.