We have someone on it already.

Peter King, Emma Baccellieri and Matt Harvey all in one day? Man, that is one fucked up champagne room. 

Seconded.

Im curious if he has a contract clause that mandates both. That was a big part of him coming to Anaheim (and to the AL in general).

My vote is STILL for Odibe McDowell’s water bill. #stillinthegreys

This is kind Kinja. A rare animal indeed.

I am a Spurs fan. I’m supposed to hate you, but Salah has been a joy to watch this year. If there’s going to be a Premier League squad to take this thing, it may as well be the Reds. God, that hurts to type.

I should have captured my thoughts better. Dragged me into his beef by calling me a motherfucker is what I should have said. Be mad about my framing. That’s fine. Don’t go after me like that though. And get a catcher that frames as good as I do.

I saw a replay on the D-Backs broadcast where it looks like Lovullo says “this motherfucker” and points at Molina. My guess is that it was in the context of saying he’s framing pitches and the ump was buying it. I’m no Cards fan, but if the opposing manager dragged me into his beef, I’d be pretty pissed too.

I was watching this live, but had turned away for a cup of coffee when it happened. I made the mistake of rewinding the DVR to see what I missed.

“Oof, that’s no banana!”

At least they figured out what they meant by “papers” this time.

Reason 4,382,399 why I’m not a MLB manager - You all would be reading something like this today: When asked about what his players had said, Twins Manager Terrance said “I didn’t realize we had such a bunch of pussies on this team. Two teams are trying to win the game. Apparently my team thinks the game ends after 8…

Hey guys, Kapler’s on Deadspin!

Having a pitcher warmed up and ready to go is baseball manager 101. Dude needs to play more MLB The Show.

Proposal: Replay official has 1 minute to review the play in real time. If he can’t overturn the call, then the call stands. 99% of problems with replay would go away.

That jeweled racer is the most beautiful snake I have ever seen. And I’m not a fan of snakes in general. Not afraid of them, just not a fan in general. But wow!

As a matter of principle, I do not like generalizations. However, this is beautiful.

These are gold and should be linked anytime we are discussing an MLB umpire being a bucket of turds.