I remember when quoting Anchorman earned you the banhammer in these parts. Back when the commenters were commenters and the greys didn’t exist. And we liked it!

Here’s your sobering thought of the day...we just pissed away 4 years of Pulisic’s prime, and he now gets no WC experience to show for it. And yes, I get that he was only on the roster for a short time, but it’s not like we start qualifying the month after the WC.  

Came to say the same thing. I’m resigned to the fact that my Sharks will never lift the cup. So let’s let Ovi lift the damn thing. He’s worthy.

I watched my grandmother slowly deteriorate from and ultimately succumb to MS. It is a terrible disease. I wish Bryan and his family the best, and I hope that there’s a cure in his future.

“and now everyone’s covered in shit and yogurt.”

I played that game with my girlfriend in high school. It got me 3 minutes of bliss and years of child support payments.

That man is many things. Neil Diamond is not one of those things.

He’s quite the patriot with his history of valor serving our nation in the armed forces.

For his sake, I hope it was 2 out of 3 falls.

I get antsy if I get to 10 tabs.

And the Dodgers reportedly didn’t want to give up the off day on Thursday if they didn’t have to.

Are you contractually obligated to write about Wood stroking a dong?

Rick Flair for president! We just need a campaign slogan.

I’m neutral in this (SF Giants), so I think I can offer an unbiased take here. Sanchez plunk was intentional. Cabrera attempted plunk was intentional, and evened things out. The Betances headshot was horrific and uncalled for, and certainly intentional. The Tigers retaliation was done properly and was intentional.…

Obligatory...

It was all very cute, which is the first and last time I am ever writing that about the Cardinals.

You need to come to Oakland and stand in an inch of sewage while you take a piss. God help you if you have to take a dump.

Thank you.

Dong length truthers.

That’s what they get for faking their superstitions!