While this song is not very good, these two gentlemen appear to have a disagreement of some sort that the song documents. I find it mildly interesting.

I thought the show was mildly entertaining and that Phelps seems like a nice enough person.

Went to a Padres game last year (to watch the Giants - Casilla balk-off game). Brought glove for seats on RF line. Someone hits ball down line, Parker slides for it but misses, ball bounces right at me, I catch ball with my bare hand. Glove = useless.

Caddie: No, you put the bag in the hole, not a hole in the bag.

They play 9, but for doubleheaders, each game is 7 innings. https://www.milb.com/sl-mets/news/tebow-walkoff-homer-clinches-doubleheader-sweep/c-242036712/t-196097188

It was technically Gawker, but it was crossposted enough to where I think it should count.

Well shit.

Orange slices at half, snack kit post game. Snacks (multiple) and drink. I expect a reply to this when you experience it for the first time. Also, wait for the panic when the snack parent forgets to bring the snack. You’ll see the moms running around in circles trying to figure out how the children will survive.

Yeah, I had to step out of my comfort zone. I’m sure these moms are nice people though.

No, my kid drinks from the hose!

As a sports dad, I loathe the “snack schedule” email from the team mom. We can pack our own snacks, thanks. I don’t need to be one-upped by the Pinterest mom from hell. She can bring her kid his own snack in a bio-degradable bucket that also serves as a coloring book, an SPF 45 hat, and a carrying device - all with…

+1 sightless honeydew

My wife just flouted my convention, and it was the best 22 seconds of my life!

This is not a nice person and he should probably face some form of discipline that is appropriate for his actions.

Two to three years of regular sexual contact with your wife is probably enough to close the gap with your mom.

I find this to be an accurate representation of the general feeling down here.

He is risen!

I see guys and girls dancin’!

Thought the same exact thing. Would have been better off leaving that paragraph out.