Ladies and gentlemen, your San Diego Raiders!

I will now commence multiple prayer sessions hoping that several of my employees pull this bullshit.

I’m convinced Trump has the tiniest dick in the history of humankind.

You’ll pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only use the edge!!!!!

I’m going to say either money or a woman is involved. #Shakespeare

+1 umlaut

Well played.

Schadenfreude!

I’m genuinely trying to understand the esports world. Aside from the occasional mainstream TV coverage, where does one go and watch these tournaments being played? Any quick primers for an old fart who is trying to understand the different games being played?

I think we just found the black George Costanza.

Godspeed...to the buffet.

I’m thinking Richard Sherman is a Dick.

Does getting free tickets to the Eagles really qualify as winning?

Apples and oranges. The AP photographer makes his salary to take the picture you posted above. S/he does not get additional pay for getting “the shot.” The asshole paparazzi doesn’t make a salary, but counts on tabloids to have low enough standards to purchase the pictures from him directly.

Get in line. He’s busy fucking your mom.

Conversation with my 12 and 8 year old sons:

This is crying out for the Jim Ross treatment.

You son of a bitch. That made me smile.

Similar though here. I’m sure it has to cure somehow, and I’m sure they’ve got that process dialed in as well. Fascinating stuff though!