This has Photoshop contest potential. Too bad I suck at Photoshop.

I second this sentiment

You read my mind there.

Patrick, can we start a “dumbest challenge of the week” feature? Maybe take 3 or 4 coach’s challenges and break them down and have the readers vote on the worst? Because the Philly challenge tonight to net them 3 yards and lose them their last challenge may have been the dumbest challenge I’ve ever seen.

I thought this was Canadian swearing:

This is such a true statement, it almost hurts.

You’d think they could find a volunteer or two to help clean that up.

Over an offside penalty. Jimmy’s gotta learn to pick his battles.

No code for this fella, or did I miss the boat?

No code for this fella, or did I miss the boat?

This is a good neutral take.

Sure hope he cleaned that thing out first

Dad?

Good lord, Barry Manilow has really let himself go.

I think he’s trying to say that we need to market our candidates better to get a broader appeal to the electorate. We should disguise our left leaning platform in a centrist message, that way we can quietly implement our progressive views.

I was going to say the exact same thing. Can we make this its own article/post? Really beautifully written.

Top shelf stuff, Tim.

Hubris is a motherfucker.

I just hope if he gets a shot, he doesn’t flounder.

Damn.

I’m like a douche, in that I’ve also been inside your mom’s vagina.