...will be given an extra day of rest in peace...

He’s out with a hip.

“We see nothing wrong with this hit.” - applesauce manufacturers.

Cyclist to the hospital? Not a Schiano man. Walk it off, son!!!

Odibe McDowell’s water bill?

How are the Spanish lessons going?

Yeah, the 1st and 3rd were pretty bad with players launching with the crown of the helmet. It will be interesting to see what the league does. Fines definitely.

I was raised not to speak ill of the dead. In this case, I’ll make an exception. Fuck you, bitch. Good fucking riddance.

This really is the nut stomp for the rest of us.

This country is not oppressing black people.

I loathe the Yankees about as much as anyone, but this is a cool story. I look forward to the .223/19/76 career average though.

Careful, if you clutch your pearls any harder they’ll turn to toxic dust and you’ll get the cancer.

Finally, a real Schiano man.

My score is higher. Need a hug?

No. Nobody else thinks that.

This is an excellent point. Stu Hart may be dead and gone, but he could still kick my ass. Amazing man.

Harambe never got the chance to watch a White Sox game.

Es kinja muy malo. Que lastima.

Agreed. Harry has a distinct Weekend at Bernie’s look to him through the end of last season and through Euro.

Wasn’t 16 the minimum age to enter the party boat?