I vote for the Cockhawks.

You worked pretty hard for this, but it was well worth it.

But do they get a free bowl of soup?

Consisted and free publicity? Bah, who needs that?

I’m 100% with you here. I’m not a big fan of his, but come on people. Stupid questions deserve eye rolls and mumbles at the very least!

Schiano men!

No, they were just avoiding stray turds rolling at them from every which way.

There are things you could do to get me to pay a ransom. Kidnapping my mother-in-law is not one of those things.

It gets better:

Finally, a story we can all get behind.

Not sure how the bar would work. How about this should be in every park next to a bar?

I was in a meeting following this on my phone, and definitely heard Yakety Sax in my head while watching the video. What a clusterfuck!

“I fainted right before the procedure and I was in [a hospital chair] and I was like, ‘How’d it go?’ and they were like, ‘We haven’t started yet,”’ he recalled.

And I thought it was just Enrico Palazzo.

Holy shit! I went on there for the first time this year today. Quit reading my mind!

Yes, but I do like that he’s being raked over the coals publicly over these last few weeks. I’m not sure he had ever been called out on his bullshit prior to this, and I’m glad he’s getting knocked down a few pegs.

I’d call him a douche bag, but he’s hasn't been that close to a vagina since he was born.

What I saw: a guy who is super passionate about his team/country and who desperately wanted to win the match. Honestly, it was really cool to see him like this. From the body language, it sure appears that he’s looked to as the leader out there.

Seconded by another Giants fan. This legitimately bummed me out. I’ve got a ton of respect for Kershaw.

The only reason this bummed me out a little bit is because I’m in my mid 40's, and I know how sore he’s gonna be.