Came for the kayfabe, left with the bukakke.

Once, on the I-5 in the middle of fucking nowhere, I made that exact sound.

I don’t disagree. I focused on Bradley because he’s the much ballyhooed midfielder who has, at times, really shone. I expect a midfielder of his repute to at least control possession, make intelligent passes and organize some sort of attack. Johnson as a defender should be feeding the ball to mid, or at worst looking…

Bradley turned the ball over so much he may as well have put on an Argentina jersey. He looked terrified out there.

The Cavaliers didn’t win this series by accident.

Red Sox world series, mainly happy for so many Sox fans to finally get one, and so Joe Buck would finally STFU about the curse.

Does Kevin Love take the title of goofy white dude dancing/rapping terribly at the parade this year?

Not to defend Fox (seriously, who would?), but this really puts them in a shit position. The USGA won’t even look at it until after the round is finished? WTF is that? So, Dustin, you won by 1, but you didn’t. So we get a playoff and Monday golf! Really?

I was hoping to hear Duff fart.

Goal line tech notifies the referee via wearable technology (think iWatch). He then blows his whistle, stops play and awards the goal. No prior stoppage is necessary. The notification to the official is almost immediate. Use the Google for some videos to see it demonstrated.

Is it wrong that I’m hoping Cleveland wins so the entire city burns down during the celebrations and we can start over?

Rather than rewriting the rules, having more officials on the field observing play seems like a much better option. One or more on-field officials would allow the lineman to focus on the nigh-impossible job of getting offsides correct, and would put one or more sets of eyes on plays that previously had at most one…

This is a bad sign, and they should feel bad.

I’d be more pissed, but Pittsburgh really was the better team here. Congrats to the Pens and to Pittsburgh fans. I’ll be crying in the corner. Don’t mind me.

That goal was top quality, and in a clutch moment. I hope the rest of the matches can keep pace with this one. That was magic!

My people call it Bollearuptcy.

Go knee to leg like that in hockey and you’re looking at a 5 minute major and a match penalty. That’s intent to injure there. Keep the leg planted and under you, and you have a fairly regular screen, or Thompson could have gotten around him.

Thank you for succinctly summing up my feelings.

Jeremy has done a good job building a substantive career in his father’s considerable wake. That’s no small feat.