Just 5? Shit, your mom catches at least 20 balls with her chin at Braves games. And that’s just from relatives!
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As a kid, this was/is the best option ever!
I love you, Barry Petchesky, whoever you are.
This is a dead-on take.
Anyone else getting “the fix” vibe from this?
Early morning conspiracy theory: where are the MJ reaction shots? Besides the obvious one.
That dude don’t eat fruit!
This joke had to be made. Kudos for doing it well.
I’d like to see an interview with him the day after where he talks about not being able to wipe his own ass.
Good to see you on Deadspin this morning, Mr. Bayless.
My father-in-law hates me too.
“Now kids, what do we say to a man that mommy just met?”
? They’ve won 5 national titles since 2005. I’m not sure where you are getting your numbers. What am I missing?
That was the other half of my “too lazy to look it up” train of thought.
I came to say essentially the same thing. I don’t know if Wooden’s UCLA teams were doing the same back when they dominated the Men’s game, but I’d suspect they were (I’m too busy/lazy to check). That dominance came to an end eventually, just as UConn’s will. There is already a lot more parity in the Women’s game than…
Taft would have just taken it in the face. But then again, Taft was a fat bastard.
I still don’t know how that guy missed him. That shoe was moving!
He was fine until he started bitching about “this is what our local PD is up to.” They could have fucked with him in a million ways, but they were cool, they let him take his daughter to school and come back on his own. They could have hooked him up right there, sent the girl into protective custody and towed his car.…