Finesse and touch? Yes. Crushage? Not seeing it. Still a beautiful goal.

Seriously. I don’t know how to react!

O’Doyle rules!!!

I’m up at o-dark-30, so this may be a very good option for me as I’m not always coherent at 4 am. Thanks for sharing!

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Recipe/instructions?

He then carded himself for simulation.

Total pro move there.

Where does one find the “ass pussy”? (Asking for a friend)

World class shot, MLS goalkeeping.

I say this in all honesty: she’s really beautiful without the make-up.

I hate that this is what it took to get the Kings some coverage, but this shit kind of writes itsself, doesn’t it?

I don’t know. I see Poch as the Bruce Bochy of the Premier League. I’ve learned to “trust the Bochy,” and I’m getting the same vibe from Poch. He seems to get how it all works, and his players would jump on a grenade for him. So, trust the Pochy.

Having umpired in various levels of baseball, this is what we are taught NOT to do, EVER. I know I’d get suspended or released if any video of me following a player to the dugout or a coach up the baseline just to eject him. That’s completely unprofessional.

It’s all in how you define shame.

You laugh now...

I’m here to help. In the interest of fairness, if Hilary was there, she would have used her witchcraft to turn the little boy into a goat, allowed the bat to strike and kill the goat, and then used the goat blood to perform a pagan ritual. Which Ted Cruz would have attended and revealed himself to be none other than…

Ted Cruz’s defensive slime would have caused the bat to stick to his greasy face and slowly slide off, causing no damage to the boy other than being infected with said defensive slime.

This is Deadspin. So I was cringing waiting for the molestation joke.

As a Tottenham fan, I can only slowly nod my head in response to this comment.

I’ve been playing for 30 years and I’ve never gotten closer than 2 feet from the cup. Fuck that kid. (Seriously, that was awesome.)