I don’t know. I see Poch as the Bruce Bochy of the Premier League. I’ve learned to “trust the Bochy,” and I’m getting the same vibe from Poch. He seems to get how it all works, and his players would jump on a grenade for him. So, trust the Pochy.

Having umpired in various levels of baseball, this is what we are taught NOT to do, EVER. I know I’d get suspended or released if any video of me following a player to the dugout or a coach up the baseline just to eject him. That’s completely unprofessional.

It’s all in how you define shame.

You laugh now...

I’m here to help. In the interest of fairness, if Hilary was there, she would have used her witchcraft to turn the little boy into a goat, allowed the bat to strike and kill the goat, and then used the goat blood to perform a pagan ritual. Which Ted Cruz would have attended and revealed himself to be none other than…

Ted Cruz’s defensive slime would have caused the bat to stick to his greasy face and slowly slide off, causing no damage to the boy other than being infected with said defensive slime.

This is Deadspin. So I was cringing waiting for the molestation joke.

As a Tottenham fan, I can only slowly nod my head in response to this comment.

I’ve been playing for 30 years and I’ve never gotten closer than 2 feet from the cup. Fuck that kid. (Seriously, that was awesome.)

I will say this: the can swear in ways that would make a sailor blush.

I mean...yeah. Who in the fucking world would think this was ok?

#COYS

That’s actually a fair point.

Well said. I’ve got boxes of unopened tissues sitting around in expectation of sobbing myself to sleep after heartbreaking losses.

I was watching Curry last night and thinking he is transforming the league. The last player I could think of who did that was a guard out of North Carolina. I wonder if Phil remembers that guy?

I’m a bit surprised you didn’t mention data usage. I found that Google Maps was a data whore, while Waze hardly touches my data. I don’t know if that is unique to me, or if it is something you all have experienced as well.

You can take your metric system and cram it up your communist asshole!

Very nicely stated.

I had a friend in the ICU for fucked up potassium levels prior to a Chron’s related surgery. Her heart was in palpitations and it was as scary as eff. I’ve never been more terrified in my life. She was just nonchalant as ever. Because she kicks ass.

Seriously, the headline nor article needed that embellishment. This was a tremendous drive and dunk from a small guard, regardless of where he started his jump.