Every..freaking...time one of my boys has a fever, my mom asks, “are you sure they aren’t teething?” It drives me up a wall. No mom, it’s called science.

First of all, this is horrifying.

How is he supposed to look? Totally comfortable? Then he’s too nonchalant. He’s doing the PR 101 thing and addressing it now and as openly as he’s allowed. Now it dies down over the next few days, resurfaces when he’s back in the lineup, and then goes away for good.

I wonder how Scalia is going to vote on this now that he’s dead.

My favorite part was when FS Go went offline right before the goal. If I didn’t have a meeting to go to, I’d be pissed.

Good lord!

If I tried to do that, I’d probably shit my pants.

Gravity Falls is excellent! I have two boys who watch religiously, and the plot lines and overall story are pretty riveting, even for my old ass. And if you don’t fall in love with Mabel, we just can’t be friends.

You are such a homer. And I love you for it!

Reciprocal easement agreements are similar. Good times!

May this be the beginning of the end of the Seahawks.

I have to say I’ve thoroughly enjoyed these two related posts and the resulting commentariat clusterfuck.

Seriously interested in an Outlook version. My Outlook inbox is a disaster.

Somebody should tell the Rams they are in the AFC.

Make it work San Diego, because I don’t want two teams’ worth of traffic clogging up my weekend drives into LA.

Try harder. You’ll get it eventually.

I’m just so proud that I said to my family “This will be on Deadspin in 10 minutes” as it happened. You guys never disappoint.

COYS!!!

I do not, for the life of me, understand why NASCAR hasn’t decided to give out two championships at the end of the year. Give one for the season points championship - call it the Petty award. You can still do the “playoff” thing. Call it the Earnhardt Cup and add a $10M winner take all purse to it. It would add some…

Yay, something else to make the NBA completely unwatchable!