That’s top notch crowd logistics right there. Multiple incidents outside with possibly more developing. The safest place those people could have been was inside that stadium. If you let them all out, not only could it lead to panic and stampedes, but possibly a coordinated attack is awaiting them outside.

*whenceforth*

Unicycle kick?

No, what’s insane is that they “have all the confidence in the world in Matt Hasselbeck.”

Oh you can tell everybody

As a Spurs supporter, it pains me to write these words: Arsenal is a really fucking good team right now. That being said, Arse and the Spurs have a similar way of mucking things up come the end of the year.

Honest question, Patrick. Why go with “catastrophic” in the headline when we don’t know what it is yet? Maybe add a “potentially” in there somewhere?

End the stupid clock changes. I’m not married to either school of thought. Just change the outdated stupid process. I hate hate hate hate hate it.

It is generally accepted to those who have played that having a ball up and inside at the head is bad, but behind you is much worse. Why? Because your first instinct is to lean back to get out of the way. You are generally less likely to be hit by a pitch coming at your head than one behind it. I would personally…

Wiping his ass became a whole new experience. Also, I need therapy.

I don’t think he was the lone cushion flinger. Did you check the grassy knoll?

How hard are those Emmit Smith bits to write? It takes me an hour to read them. I can only imagine twisting my brain enough to write them.

I’m no fan of FOX, but they handled this about as well as possible. Either get criticized for withholding the info, or get crucified for releasing it and possibly impacting the outcome of the game.

Any chance Luke is in exile on Dagobah, hanging out at his deceased Master Yoda’s crib?

This is not what happened when my wife pulled the goalie.

I’m beginning to get the impression this Greg Hardy lad is a bit of an asshole.

Really fascinating stuff. Very well done!

Dewey defeats Truman?

Watching anything with Drake in it makes me want to smoke dope and forget I ever saw it.

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