I enjoyed this version of snark. I award you one star.

Clearly he’s suffering from a broken Harbaugh.

No Lamar, it’s actually a pretty fucked up morning. It was a hell of a night, though.

But clicks and interactions feed ad revenue which pay his salary.

Yet you keep coming back to click, read, and comment on his posts. Seems like an inefficient protest to me.

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That’s how emotionally tucked I was. I’m conflating his dropped fly ball and my being kicked in the nuts by the Russ Ortiz being pulled from the game. I was a Giants fan when Johnnie LeMaster played short. I was crushed.

2002 World Series, Game 7. Livan Hernandez and Jose Cruz, Jr. (yes, from Game 6) can still kiss my ass.

The fans want blood. You mean there’s a possibility the players will show more restraint?

I know nothing of League of Legends or really any of this, but to see a guy get embraced by a crowd and a community is pretty damn cool. A tip of my beer to Dryus tonight.

Playoff appeals are expedited. He will get a hearing and it will be decided before the game tomorrow. They will cut it to one game. Just watch it happen.

RIP Tarp Kid. #neverforget

This is like posting a picture of my gym teacher the day after the statute of limitations ran out.

This is good Deadspin.

Even allowing for how simple the job seems to be (insert mundane overused baseball words like “stuff”, “movement”, “grinding” and the like), I think she’s been excellent.

Here’s my Shark’s Fan hot take of the day:

So freaking excited to see it. Can’t wait. Taking my 10 year old son. Appropriate? He knows all my swears!

Kinja? Yes. Good? Yeah, not so much.

Skip Bayless? Is that you?

You say that like it’s a bad thing.