Well said. Agreed all around.

I may not like the Cardinals, but fuck, man. Prayers for a quick and full recovery.

It’s a perfect metaphor for the Browns’ season. Minus the climbing part.

Having a bit of experience in community college admin, I can say that the game administrator is typically an employee of the home team’s school. Often, it is a coach of another team. In my experience, it was a golf coach who was about as laid back as he could be, so we laughed a lot at the elevated testosterone levels…

“And I’m paranoid bigot Lance Berkman, and I get cable.”

And somehow, I guarantee West is convinced he came out on top here.

Solution: have a jobber come out of the stands and have the wrestlers kick the shit out of him. Wheel him out in an ambulance for show. Let it be known throughout the wrestling community that the wrestlers have been told anyone in the ring is fair game.

“PLEASE, why don’t you stop?”

In all honesty, I like them both, but I much prefer pie - most likely because I have it less often.

The same people who don’t let you merge in front of them on the freeway.

From the bay. Hate these hats. It’s like saying you like pie AND cake. No, you can only pick one, motherfucker.

COTD nominee right here.

Needed that 4th opinion.

Please tell me he got ejected for this.

I would happily shoplift this douche right in his shopping bag.

Logic is hard, Tim.

And I’m “Sad Unsuccessful Coach” Aaron Rodgers.

This is some Costanzaesque PR shit right here.

Sad admission: I’m old enough to have been an adult when that season of Survivor aired, and I found her physically attractive. It turns my stomach to this day.

You worked hard for this +1, but you definitely deserve it.