easy. Chelesa like anyone that isn’t a proud white man like my boy Bernie Sanders is responsible for everything bad that happens in the world. the only way to stop these massacres is for us to put old white men in charge of literally everything again, just like how it was back in the 1930s when my favorite…

And that’s the most depressing shit of it all. The advantages given to these children is fucking astronomical compared to normal kids.

Coming here to project but I very much enjoy the semi-crushing anxiety of how my being messy, disorganized, and a slight hoarder hurts my relationship prospects but dude people get to walk around here and not think about it at all. 

Our cows in Minnesota are far too polite to fart.

CHarisma Carpenter is everything in this clip.

Caroll Dunham is Lena Dunham’s dad though. Not mom.

Isnt that what Trey called his penis on “sex and the city?” fits perfectly

At this point, the only character I’m invested in is Brienne.  

Also: Mandy.

Narcissistic moms & codependent dads...this comment section is riddled with them. So glad you survived yours. 

I had been a poor student for years, sleeping on an air mattress in a sleeping bag, when my mom asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told her I wanted a duvet to replace my sleeping bag and a real suitcase to replace a weathered duffel bag. She implied she had some extra money that year and asked if I had a…

I’m almost as impressed by how good HRC is at looking like she didn’t notice their existence.

Trump’s biggest gift to our country is the efficiency with which he has laid bare how much of our politics are about eating shit. People that “respect our institutions” and keep voting for rich assholes to represent them have been eating well-seasoned shit their entire lives. Trump took away all your spices.

Could this be a Shade Court amicus brief in the making???

To Selena Gomez: “Is this your first Met Ball?” Selena: “This is my fourth.”

Can we please discuss that Taylor Swift did not attend? I can only assume she didn’t want to be part of the gala co-chaired by Katy Perry.

I don't feel sorry for him - because I doubt anything will happen - but it was clearly shitty of NYT to publish his town and street name.

"They think all Muslims, all one BILLION of them on this Earth, believe that violent misogyny and killing those who do not believe in Islam."

Reading the replies here is discouraging... Ben Affleck wasn't listening to a word Bill Maher or Sam Harris said that night and neither did most on this thread. His views on all religions are fairly consistent and as harsh as they seem, they are needed.