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Oh my God that would be genius tbh. Not only is it cute as hell, but they’d also get good PR from people talking about them promoting seatbelt safety. DO IT, producers

Right there with ya. Looking at her scrumptious husband with a certain level of thirst.

I’d love a third film tbh, but what I really want is a third season of Kim Cattrall’s Sensitive Skin. If you haven’t watched it, what’s wrong with you?! It’s amazing. I think it has been canceled tho.

YES, Grape Nuts! They are AMAZING if you put the milk in the bowl then put the whole bowl in the microwave for like 20-30 seconds. I know that sounds weird for cereal, but it makes it into this amazing taste that has sort of a... crunchy oatmeal consistency.

That’s Archie? ..I may need to give this Riverdale thing a watch.

I really hate seeing any article about Barron or Tiffany. His other three kids are fair game because they took an active role in his election and his presidency, but Barron and Tiffany didn’t ask for this. Tiffany has definitely used the fact her dad is president to do some things, like get front row seats at shit,

As a gay man, I give no fucks who donates to what. I’m a fatass before I’m gay, and I love fucking waffle fries and their chicken caesar wrap.

I just laughed like an idiot for a solid 3 minutes at work. I couldn’t stop giggling. Bravo, bravo!

holy shit, Alexis Bledel is an Emmy winner? A year ago no one thought she could act. What a turnaround lol

who is this announcer? He needs to tone it down

bingo, bingo, drag bingo

Yeah that’s douchey but we have to also remember Tiffany is, by all accounts, a stupid college-aged girl. No matter how smart she may be at her studies, she’s still a dumbass.

Considering the Resident Evil movies and Ultraviolet, this probably still holds true 20 years after Joan of Arc.

Holy shit. That senior year (I’m assuming) yearbook photo of Kevin is hot as fuck. Like, “top of the social ladder, probably beat up nerds and gay kids, got all the pussy he wanted at 17/18" hot.

I hate my voice. I sound so incredibly gay, and I don’t even know how my voice got that way. I grew up in the deep south, and my siblings and I were all exposed to the same people, the same dialect and the same manner of speaking, and that’s where you pick up a lot of the words you use and the way you sound,

Bruce has a pretty good body for an old dude, but those trunks man... are they his swim-proof Depends?

True story: I was a witness on an episode of Judge Judy once. I wanna say it was 2004? May have been 2005. Two friends were suing each other after one got hurt driving his four wheeler on his property.

It always amazes me that, to this day, people still sometimes spell her name as Brittany. She was one of the biggest celebrities ever and is said to be the most photographed person of all-time, and she’s still popular to this day. How do people not have the correct way of spelling her name as Britney engrained into

God bless whoever made that.

Why not? They can be delicious.