The Cleveland Show, American Dad, and Family Guy 3-hour block that used to (still does?) run on Adult Swim use to be a HUGE background thing for my wife and I. We’d start with The Cleveland Show obvi, smoking pot and talking, and usually sometime during American Dad we’d do foreplay for an episode and a half or so…

lol by the time my third came around I was Benadryling my children to sleep on flights, car trips, when I wanted a full night’s sleep, while wishing they made a children’s Ambien or Xanax. I came from old school parents who legit would coat our baby bottle tips in liquor to get us to fall asleep.

I kind of need this Reese Witherspoon movie in my life.

I think the girls were happy to see Charisma Carpenter leave the show to do Angel. I don’t think they were BH90210 bitchy toward one another at all, this wasn’t Jennie Garth & Tori Spelling vs. Shannen Doherty, just secretly catty and indifferent toward one another, and that probably is how they feel now. Maybe a…

Ahh, Bjork. I remember my friend Scott and his boyfriend at the time back in the late 90s trying to get me into her, and I hated her. Flash forward to 2010 or so and my ass was paying $200 to a scalper for 2 tickets to see her in concert in D.C.

When I get in from a 12-hour nursing shift, all I want to see is Vanderpump Rules or some Housewives being assholes to each other. When I tell people this I always get this look that just screams, “Ugh, really?”

Don’t forget about Detroit: Become Human! Though it may not make it out in 2017, but there’s still hope. It looks interesting, and I did enjoy both Heavy Rain and Beyond: Two Souls, even if neither one were exactly the groundbreaking achievements the creator thinks they are,

I’m being purposefully facetious and uncouth. Of course I do not think she’s a bitch.

This bitch was on Sunday’s Watch What Happens Live, and when Andy Cohen asked if it covered everything in Britney’s life, her vapid response was something stupid like “Yeah, it covers 26 through 27,” and Andy and I both were like, “what??” He let it go whereas my ass would’ve asked what the hell she meant, and if she…

Cool, can’t wait to watch.

Tell me about it. I held in my love for Britney for yeeeaaarrsss when I was in college and she and the other pop tarts were becoming popular. But now I could not give two fucks if anyone knows that when I hear “It’s Britney Bitch” my pasty white ass is getting down.

So she’s not faking this pregnancy like she did the last?

This is completely off topic, but I am in need of help. My best friend Crystal’s birthday is Sunday, and we’re all having a Sunday brunch to celebrate.

I cannot wait for them to come out with a Super Nintendo Classic. I wasn’t that much of an NES gamer, besides stuff like Mario. The Super Nintendo is where I became obsessed with gaming. Best console ever.

I’ve been wanting to play this, but I hated FF13 (and its sequels) and got bored as hell about 15 hours into FF15 and haven’t played it since. Is the combat in this anything like FF15? If so, no thanks. If not, what server?!

Uumm, I never really thought it before, but Serena’s fiance is looking damn hot in that photo. And fuck he’s tall, isn’t she like a 6 foot Amazon gladiator?

You win.

I know this is horrible, and I hope she wins, but... does anyone else chuckle like an idiot when the stupid ass cop barrel rolls for no reason at the beginning and the girl perfectly says “What the hell?”

2016 is truly showing us what a massive, gigantic cunt it was. Right up to its bitter end.

I kinda wish Charlize Theron’s character had survived, too. Or at least ran left and survived along with..... whoever that other actress is.