Spoil me. Does Julia Stiles survive the movie somehow despite being as inept as ever?

EXCUSE ME but—Final Destination 3 is not the worst one. Have you seen the one that begins with a crash at a NASCAR event? It has the most wooden acting I’ve ever seen that I dare anyone to prove the actors in that entry weren’t Old Navy mannequins in wigs. Besides, they went to a NASCAR race. They deserved to die.

I was really put off by one advert I saw on a YouTube video where they shamed men that are uncircumcised. Mila Kunis is going on a date, I guess, and asks what to do if the dude is uncut, and Kristen Bell is like “Run away as fast as you can” and some other stupid shit about how foreskin is gross and nasty. The joke…

I watched like six episodes out of friend loyalty, but couldn’t deal with it any more after that. It was truly awful.

My friend Chris co-starred on her show State of Affairs a few years ago and has told us that she is a gigantic twat and he was secretly happy the show was canceled.

That’s pretty much exactly as I have always pictured it.

I’m kind of into Fatleck, too. I’d suckle on his man boobs, which are buxom, while lovingly guiding my finger around his pudgy beer belly.

I’ll never not love this, no matter how many times I’ve seen it. It is totally my friend Crystal and how she pours drinks.

Am I the only person in the world that thinks Chris Pine is fugly as hell? He strikes me as someone that would work at a gas station into his 70s in a locale that was huge fans of meth.

I’m going through the exact same thing with my best friend currently. I’m a guy and she’s a girl, so there is that dynamic. She, for the first time in a few years, is in a serious relationship and I feel like I have been completely shut out from her life. We use to hang out a lot, do random shit, and now it is an…

I can never tell what skin type I have. Never have been able to, even when provided with images and videos like in one of the articles linked above. I don’t really have any facial issues, besides the occasional zit every now and then and some occasional mild flakiness between my eyebrows, so when I feel like being…

Isn’t that the song that Bette Midler, Goldie Hawn and Diane Keaton perform at the end of The First Wives Club? That’d be perf, too.

That one kid looks exactly like Britney, tho. The youngest, I think? I dunno, aren’t they Irish twins? Only a year or less apart. So I don’t know if it’s the oldest or youngest since they pretty much look the same age.

I’d actually legit die if she performed Lily Allen’s Fuck You, and Billboard and ABC did nothing in censoring her. If only.

These are just my thoughts for a few of the ones I thought stood out, both good and bad of course. I am officially an old now I guess and don’t know who roughly half these people are, so I’ll mostly stick to the people I know.

He’s on till September, when he leaves for GMA. I haven’t watched an episode of this BS since probably 2002, but I kinda wanna tune in out of hope of seeing some super awkward banter and the most deadly sideeye imaginable from Ripa.

Me too! I don’t live in Dallas but have encountered Leeanne more than I wanted to when she was involved in the committee for a homeless shelter that the organization I work for runs.

Yep. The Resident Evil series, as much as people hate on them, is the biggest video game-to-film franchise. One of them even made like $300mil worldwide.

..Wow. We never would have had a sequel, so I guess there’s that to consider, thankfully.

He just comes off as such a know-it-all douchebag. I’m fine not liking the main character in a television show, I just need to see him knocked down many, many pegs. Preferably by Julia, who he’s done so wrong by. I enjoyed the episode where she and Marina trapped him in his mind in the insane asylum. I want more shit…