You better open your own secret bank account!!!!

I hate the headline chosen for this, because it made me think I could actually invite the Muppets to my wedding. Fuck you.

He was a guest at one of the Doughboys recent Boston shows. People are in for a treat when it comes out, and Hodgman was a highlight.

I even forgot about Anthony Anderson because his image is still so wholesome! Neil DeGrasse Tyson got in his own way with the shooting comment but he looks like he’s coming back too.

Cardi B is a garbage human.

stop writing about this dirt of a person.

I offhandedly said as I was leaving my volunteer job, “off to get my flu shot, see you next week” and got a long, fulminating earful about my certain doom from my wildlife rescue volunteer boss as she was pouring medicine down a bird’s throat. I just stared and said “ok, see you next week,” and thought about the…

I can see an OB or midwife being worried that a patient who is anti vax, when pressured to get a vaccine (or even offered a vaccine because they're crazy) might avoid prenatal care or try an unassisted home birth. 

You’re the one that wrote a three-paragraph response - why don’t you tell us?

That shit happens all the fucking time. Look Dallas PD are some bull mutha fucking shit, but let us not underestimate the power of dumb drug dealers and dumb people who will rob them. There was a local story where someone was killed in a weed robbery for less than an ounce it was killed and all of them went to jail.…

You do realize they already caught the second suspect too, right? It’s quite literally impossible for the DPD to have set this up. There’s far too many variables outside of their control. If the cops wanted to kill Brown they just would’ve sent someone to do it then conveniently never solved the case.

But the part where she said she wasn’t taught about Bush in school got people, shall we say, “wondering.”

My Woku TV changes the show name to “Independent Wives”, which is a nice gesture I think.

Alright, fine. We’ll go with that.

She...isn’t really an influencer. She has done actual work raising money and pushing for progressive causes, particularly around body positivity and negative stigma.

This is the kind of performative bullshit I hate about Twitter and the pack of holier than thou assholes whose every waking minute devoted to this silly outrage

It was on the news constantly, and your classmates have messaged me to confirm they held protests at your school.

This seems to be the most common thing. Most people have NO IDEA what the flu actually is.

There needs to be billboards, facebook ads, twitter ads, a god damn marachi band saying what the flu actually is. The misinformation is driving me bonkers.

I think that some people’s propensity to call every case of the sniffles “the flu” makes people underestimate how serious real flu is. I’ve had the flu twice. I got pneumonia both times, which is a common complication. My sister’s friend’s daughter has brain damage after my sister’s friend got the flu when she was…