Whenever I tell her things like getting a call from her own number is a scam she gets mad at me for being paranoid so I don't bother anymore . We keep separate finances .

“without asking”

Now ask her about China , what does The Secret say about that?

Whats the difference between The Incredible Hulk and Hulk Hogan?

I assume it's being held up because Wiger was hospitalized after getting the shit kicked out of him by everyone in Quincy. 

Oh boy my wife is 100% going to fall for this she insists on answering spam calls .

Garbage in, garbage out - applies to not only ingredients and cooking but Jezebel's content .

So AVC is next after Splinter right? 

An Amazon deals ad actually currently is the last post which is even more fitting .

There is no such thing as closure given how many dipshits out there still don’t think Walt is dead and think he's planning some big comeback with Stannis and the Chechynan from Sopranos. AMC badly needs content, if it's a hit there will be more .

What the hell is that crap .

Wait were you wearing the same glasses for 12 years or just getting new glasses with the same Rx because the former would be crazy impressive without breaking them .

His story about buying a rare boat and pissing off all the locals in Maine is wonderful, believe he told it on a CBB episode. He also took the Doughboys to the Admirals Club at LAX and reviewed the food there for an episode which was hilarious because they recorded it at the lounge and it was delightfully awkward, his…

He was also there for the birth of Alimony Tony on CBB. 

It still airs on PBS, there's just a nine month lag in the new episodes so the rich kids get the new episodes way before the lowly poor kids. 

S is for Subutex 

Joey Joe Joe, noooooooooo!!!!!!

Everybody talking big about a boycott of companies that bow down to China is going to skip all the new Disney movies and isn't signing up for Disney +, right? 

Reminds me of the Brene Brown TED Talk that everyone has to watch in a meeting at some point in their life, she talks about how people who don't feel shame are actually sociopaths. Checks out. 

Uhhhhhh it literally took like fifteen years for R Kelly to face ANY reprocussions for what he did? Anthony Anderson has been accused of of rape and sexual assault multiple times and has like five TV shows. It took what like thirty people to take Cosby down?