Honestly you could have picked my jaw off the floor. I knew things would be terrible but holy hell this feels like a complete and utter threat to democracy.

He also made this terrifying statement: “We’re going to hold the press accountable.” That’s the direct opposite of how things work in a free nation, asshole.

MMMHMMM. That’s the first think I thought when I saw her.

exactly. It looks like Michelle did not even bother. She is done.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Wearing white for suffragettes!

CLEAN YOUR HAIR IVANKA!!!

Hillary Clinton represents us all today. What woman hasn’t had the experience of celebrating  the man who got the promotion/job she was infinitely more qualified for?

She is.

Melania looks like she is attending the christening of the Death Star

Joke

You

Kelly Anne Conway thought it was a good idea to leave the house this morning dressed like a nutcracker, why the fuck would I take any of her advice?

She’s reaching for Jackie Kennedy and not quite getting it.

Jesus God.

Makes me think of Reagan, which led to a massive deficit.

I guess the national debt is suddenly not a big deal now that a black man isn’t at the helm.

Schwartz’s defense was that “it’s a freeeeee riiiiideee when she already paaaaiiiid! Isn’t it ironic?”

A very sincere Thanks, Obama. She would not have survived the Trump administration.

How long before it’s just going to be Ivanka on a kazoo?

That’s the joke.

I read an awesome statistical analysis of Trump’s tweets and it’s a breakdown of when he writes his own and when he doesn’t. A fascinating study in the making of a sociopath: http://varianceexplained.org/r/trump-tweets/