This is horrifying.

Saturday morning, Trump tweeted that Lewis is “all talk” and “no action”—...

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

I am not someone who thinks spanking makes any damn sense, but I certainly think there’s a difference between light open-hand spankings and child abuse.

open hand spanking =/= hitting.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

Well apparently it’s open season on calling things Nazi Germany, so go ahead although it appears to have lost all meaning.

*Watersportsgate

Christ. The golden shower is relatively tame compared to the seriousness of the allegations in the report.

THANK YOU. this shit is exploding on twitter.

Okay, but have you guys heard this yet? http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/10/politics/donald-trump-intelligence-report-russia/index.html

My Senator...leading The Resistance today.

Wait? 16 people for a street robbery. Somewhere in the background I hear Claude Rains saying,” round up the usual suspects.”

What they reportedly took, split among 16 people is not much of a heist though.

Absolutely.

“I was having every emotion I’ve tried to get rid of over the past few weeks,” audience member Jordan Serpone told The New York Times. “She shouldn’t be here. She should be planning her cabinet.”

Long over due.

If we all just offer up enough Thoughts and Prayers (tm), we’ll never have another mass shooting again.

Is it time to just ban Florida?