This is a crazy time stream we’re in. I wonder what’s happening in the reality that has Hillary as POTUS.

Melania really regrets taking this assignment but her handlers won’t bring her home.

I would bet that he also threatened to take Barron away. Not because he loves his son or bothers to pay any attention to him, but because he’d want to hurt her as much as possible.

Here’s an alternate theory: they are all completely out of their depth and have no idea what to do, how to look, where to walk, what to carry or not carry, when to sit down, when to stand up, which fork to use etc etc.

alternative theory based on Ivanka’s expression (grinning wider, raising her eyebrows) is that Trump was looking directly at the woman he WISHED was his wife but sadly he isn’t a Lannister. Targaryen. I like to keep it OG.

On a creepy side note, can we also discuss the revelation that Mike Pence calls his wife “mother” instead of Karen, Mrs. V.P., or even babycakes? It’s in the new Rolling Stone article, he says things like “Mother, what china are we eating on?” This is in front of guests and not apparently joking. He is the fucking…

Of course he doesn’t respect her. She’s a model that he purchased. They way he talks about women and treats women is indicative of how little respect he has for them, including his wife. And now Melania knows that the whole world knows. How can she ever hold her head up while married to him?

Ugh. WHY ARE THE OBAMAS SO FUCKING CLASSY AND AMAZING? If they were just mediocre, it would make all of this easier to handle.

How much can you be expected to smile a week after you find out the man that’s supposed to be peeing only on you sees the whole world as his toilet?

She clearly hates him. My theory? She tried to get out when she realized all the work that the First Lady needs to do. But he threw the prenup in her face and told her, if you leave now, you walk away with nothing but your kid. And as a mother, how would she be able to support her son or provide him the opportunities…

Notice how Ivanka does the same thing. They’re all frightened to death of the guy. It’s bizarre.

OMG their first dance. What was that? I watched a hostage situation.

Theory: none of the Trumps are actual humans.

alternative theory based on Ivanka’s expression (grinning wider, raising her eyebrows) is that Trump was looking directly at the woman he WISHED was his wife but sadly he isn’t a Lannister.

Of course she loves him.. That’s why I am choosing to support the alternative news that she’s still in Washington, D.C. supporting her The Husband right now.

Oh daaaamn.

This reminds me of how I smile at my boss when we make eye contact and then after she turns aways I crinkle my nose in distaste.

That may be November 7th thinking.

Yeah, there was no way Trump was going to become President.