With Bills money he should have bought her Nintendo not just a Nintendo.

Yeah, I heard her voice as I read her bit and it was lovely

Margaret Cho has always been someone who lies for attention. She’s like if Marc Maron were a woman. It’s too bad because she is incredibly talented.

I’m sure this minor dust-up won’t have people coming in here to drum their political opinion that Margaret Cho is “everything that’s wrong with the left” and that Swinton is ‘a weird human alien hybrid who floats through life casually ignoring her own privilege.’

Backing their friends and boycotting a bowl game with a press conference are very different things. What they chose to do was a publicity stunt.

“WE WON’T PLAY BECAUSE THESE SUSPENSIONS ARE BULLSHIT!”
“Actually, here’s the evidence...”
“So they did what now? ...Ok, what time do we show up? Don’t tell my parents, k?

It’s Friday, I’m barely working, and I have the time and the thick skin needed to throw out this statement:

Ugh teenagers, please stop making stuff up. You will get found out, and it will cast doubt on all the legitimate incidents of hate crimes post-election.

Maybe if they were religious they would still be together and happy.

We’re all going to die. After we’ve been handed over to Russia. Orange Hitler has no idea what he’s doing.

What’s the Over/Under on how long it will take for Trump to attack Professor Clark on Twitter?

Yes. I go to the bedroom to have sex sometimes too.

Am I the only one who doesn’t go to the bedroom until I’m tired?

I think you’re being generous in saying he would get it in six days. I think he could study a single daily brief for his entire life and he wouldn’t get even the basic info let alone the context and ramifications. Trump is rock stupid. I’m not saying this in the sense that he doesn’t know politics or international…

To be fair, he has the attention span (as well as the hands) of an overstimulated toddler. It probably takes him six days to wrap his mind around what is supposed to be one daily brief.

I feel actively bad for Tiffany.

Fuck this Loeb guy all to hell. I usually hate the term “gold-digger,” but he is a woman-hating, misogynist, bullying gold-digger. You know ultimately he is doing this for money, but it’s also to get his rocks off - she left him, but he’s never going to allow her to expunge him from her life. He wants to be a looming…

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

Although I don’t have a medical degree and am a man, I’ve decided to pursue a head OB/GYN role since I spent the most formative parts of my life in utero. You’re an inspiration to us all, Dr. Carson.

Can we get an Uncharted where you play as Elena, sitting at home eating noodles and playing Crash Bandicoot, Or is that too close to my real life already?