Look on the bright side, maybe they’ll keep him!

He’s totally going to visit North Korea. It’s happening because why wouldn’t it?

He has no fucking clue what politics and diplomatic protocols are. Whats next he will visit North Korea ???

Another entry in the long running series “Bobby Finger Doesn’t Like Any Movies.”

Yup, as much as I thought it was weird growing up, I’ll probably be that mom that sits and watches the whole fucking practice, every time. I don’t care. I’d rather be annoying or embarrassing than have my child get abused.

This is why, when I have kids, I want the coach who doesn’t want to be there and his wife made him because his kid is on the team, not the dedicated bachelor who loves kids and sports.

Petraeus was sentenced to two years’ probation in April 2013 for passing classified information to Paula Broadwell, who was at the time writing his biography and with whom he was also having an affair.

That is a very good question that would make an honest woman feel shame. But not Kellyanne, the plucky, gaslighting fascist traitor to her gender. She turns around and shames a teenager for asking it.

George Glass could not be reached for comment.

Carol Brady is survived by 5 loved children and Jan.

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

As a resident of NJ, the answer is no. Last year when he was on his FAILED (lol) campaign, we had a frigging blizzard here. When asked by reporters why he didn’t come back to, you know, govern the state he snidely responded, “What am I supposed to do, shovel snow?”

“...Melania is extremely close to Baron,” the source told the Post, “and they have become closer during the campaign...”

None, but there’s a rumor that Barron’s autistic.

That imperative “APOLOGIZE!” and the end of Drumpf’s tweet just makes me want to scream: “FUCK YOU YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” then slam the door to my bedroom.

Did Trump just request a safe space?

I bet he watched the movies and rooted for the regime.

Probably not influenced by The Hunger Game; it’s above his reading level.

Kate’s improper use of “your” has forever killed my boner for her.

ill take that before another Madison.. I live in NYC, too many fucking Madison's already. Madison.. I just can't.