This exactly, also the tires need to be DOT approved.

“It’s great when they know you’re cheating, but they don’t know how.”

Wait, so Junior is messing around with this:

Obligatory:

Scrape out of Compton, rather.

I think calling Trump an idiot is dangerous and selling him short. I think he’s the prototypical con-man. You don’t have to be smart to be a good con-man (which... okay, yeah. Trump is a complete moron). Con-men in my experience operate off of instinct, and lack of morals. They are predatory in that they know how to…

Your choice of “sickening” is apt. Several times, I had to put my delicious salad to the side. I cannot believe how long it took me to read this. And I wanted to read it, because I wanted to reward the heroic Trump staff (and WaPo), and also to the depths of his diplomatic ignorance, cravenness, and avarice.

The reality show that comes closest to this Administration isn’t The Apprentice or Survivor, it’s Jackass.

Except as soon as it gets to court, Scaramooch will be singing “I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me…”

Next that guy was enquiring about the Dana LSD

God that was such a gorgeous plane.

How someone who was actually at Dunkirk reacted to the movie:

At least the truck stood its ground...

If the son’s a twit, you must acquit!

“His base will abandon him once they find out he’s poor”

No, they won’t. I really can’t stress this enough: the answer to the question ‘what will make his base desert him’ is ‘basically nothing.’ Short of the utterly absurd - Trump showing up to personally eat the children of each supporter individually - Trump’s core…

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

He is not a cunt. He has neither the warmth nor the depth.

Prividiocy... ignorantitlement... sciondumb... affluentrivial... wealthrot...

Hamilton to himself, while driving around in Monaco: Hmm, a new earring store, I must get some new ones. Oh, look, that new patisserie is almost open. So good to be home. Not too much traffic today, which is weird for a Saturday. Also, kind of weird so many streets are blocked off on a Saturday, how am I supposed…

The only reason I’d ever read a Trump biography is to learn how he was raised, then reverse that shit hard for when I have kids.