Voyager won’t find a beat up old farmer’s pickup truck. It’ll find Elon’s roadster.

“It’s great when they know you’re cheating, but they don’t know how.”

Clive Owen in BMW’s Driver mini movies was so so so close to being Bond.

A lot of people don’t realize that the drone was in the sky, ok? And there is so much sky in Yemen, there is really a tremendous amount of air sky there. Everywhere you look, especially if you look up, there is sky. And the missile that they shot, and by the way this drone that was hit by the missile was built during…

Well, Chernobyl is a great example of how to do literally everything wrong in the worst possible way.

Wait, so Junior is messing around with this:

Obligatory:

Scrape out of Compton, rather.

I think calling Trump an idiot is dangerous and selling him short. I think he’s the prototypical con-man. You don’t have to be smart to be a good con-man (which... okay, yeah. Trump is a complete moron). Con-men in my experience operate off of instinct, and lack of morals. They are predatory in that they know how to…

Your choice of “sickening” is apt. Several times, I had to put my delicious salad to the side. I cannot believe how long it took me to read this. And I wanted to read it, because I wanted to reward the heroic Trump staff (and WaPo), and also to the depths of his diplomatic ignorance, cravenness, and avarice.

The reality show that comes closest to this Administration isn’t The Apprentice or Survivor, it’s Jackass.

Except as soon as it gets to court, Scaramooch will be singing “I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me…”

Next that guy was enquiring about the Dana LSD

God that was such a gorgeous plane.

How someone who was actually at Dunkirk reacted to the movie:

At least the truck stood its ground...

If the son’s a twit, you must acquit!

So, it is currently an unknown variable.

I loved that he jumped up on the chair to get in character. Seriously, this man should have an oscar.