I think the bear has a camera in it. He turns it around when he starts doing especially incriminating things.

there is no sane person on the planet who experiences the internet as 'nice'

Oh my God it just hit me you're right

Everyone has something they're insecure about! Lots of them are probably way more worried about their thing than I am about mine!

I'm finally free! I wish you a lifetime of mind-blowing orgasms at the exact moment you'd like to have them

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_S…

The waiting around followed by awkward hug already gives it away don't worry

Maybe? I'm actually not sure which would be the better way to go

I had kind of assumed Jezebel had cherry picked one especially girl workshop from a list of reasonable ones but nope

there's plenty of outrage to go around

The designer's motives are usually taken to be inscrutible because of its extremely high intelligence. 'why give it pain just for no obvious reason' - the key word here is obvious.

The problem with ID is that it can't be disproven even in principle, not that it has been.

1,100 lbs/(square foot) is no problem I like totally lift

Well yeah but it probably wasn't strongly implied by a popular website that those professors were rapists....

Well "no proof except for the accusation itself" is normally what one means by "no proof", so it's not quite as dumb as you're saying. Of course there's the possibility that concrete proof might exist somewhere, but that's literally always true.

It kind of seems from the statement that the guys actually aren't rapists though. I don't meant that there isn't any "proof" - like the people who made the list themselves said this

Yeah but... why would you have to make that choice?

It's not comparable - Jezebel is a news source with an editorial line. 4chan is a bulletin board that anyone can post to.

A better comparison would be saying "Jezebel claims..." in reference to a comment someone had posted

my guess is that probably most of them really are rapists, but a few perhaps are not

Is that the idea? Why is one of his eyes closed? Maybe that's where your clit is supposed to be. Which is, you know, inventive.

I didn't find it infuriating so much as confusing

I dunno. Less-crazy-but-sort-of-similar profiles belonging to women are not particularly hard to find. It's also kind of literate for an MRA.

I also don't think it mirrors MRA talking points as closely as you're saying. Like there's nothing about MARRY ME RIGHT NOW, there are no demands for a particular salary, and she…

But but but.... she's trying to screen out people who don't read profiles by making her profile extra complicated! This is not the solution