I’m bringing your uninformed ass out of the greys because you need to be corrected.

And I’ve seen a friend rent a wrangler on turo, take it down a marked dirt road (that people live on, next to a lake) to an official campground, and then when he returned it the owner claimed he’d ruined the sway bar and the suspension, took it to jeep, and paid the $4000 the dealer said was needed to “rebuild the…

Jered is from my neck of the woods. About 10-12 years ago my power metal band played a battle of the bands. It was shitty metal core band after shitty metal core band then us then Jered’s death metal band Sayteth. I actually kinda liked them and was very vocal with my support. I looked around and the crowd disagreed…

Bitter ex theory: Fox stopped tweeting, expecting an outcry and it turns out nobody asked them to come back, so now they’re just doing it out of spite.

*High 5*. Remember when Gen X was told that we were “the first generation whose income would not exceed our parents”?

Democrats can’t build a governing coalition with progressives alone. Progressives should absolutely be working hard to make their voice one of the most dominant, most vibrant in the party, but they have fuck all chance of getting anything they want passed if they act like they’re too good to have people like Sinema in…

“My wife is probably worried sick.”

At an art gallery, the opening reception for my art exhibit:
Bette Midler walks in, followed closely by an entourage of well dressed people.
She says aloud, to no one in particular, “Oh no, this is not it. This is not where I want to be at all.” And walks out, the hangers on following.

I can’t tell any of my best stories because they’re doxxing. Here’s one of the worst.

This year I only was able to read one story. It was the one where the girl got violently violated at her home

A few years ago when I started going back to school, I came on Jezebel and posted about it and some people were saying “Go you!” And praising me for being a woman seeking a degree in engineering (I didn’t even mention I was 40 at the time, so not just a woman, but a middle aged woman). And it was so fantastic to have…

This is by far the most common and short sighted argument that I see. Wringing hands worried about what the “other side” will think or do.

There’s a certain subspecies of American guy whose favorite refrain when talking at (never to) other people is “Nobody owes you anything!”

It’s not just the pharmacists. It’s the cashiers, too.

Another Young White boy gets ahead in America - nothing to see here.

Sorry I simply don't have any and haven't for a while.

the next time you feel like you want to comment on one of my posts go and shit in a hat instead

Whether Graham is gay, straight, or something else, it’s clear why he isn’t in a relationship.

In what possible way is his life in tatters?!!!!! I’ve had this argument for the last week (has it been a week? It feels like years) with my newly racist meme posting aunt. So far the answers is: It just is.

And you'll never be asked to be on the Supreme Court.