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Clearly, it must be a woman’s fault. He’s never been an egotistical filter-free jerk with a penchant for shooting from the hip.

And has a cat style his hair.

or, like, people with children? people with familial bonds and healthy emotional relationships? People who don’t post stupid fucking comments on nerd blogs?

My friend ordered some pop art crap on a website recently, and with the art, the company sent him a QUEEN BED. He did not order a queen bed. The company told him to keep it.

You are absolutely right about them carrying things seasonally. BUT: They stopped carrying dry milk totally a couple years ago - and had golden raisins year round until just recently. Believe me, I ask. “Is it in the back? Are you out? Have you stopped carrying it?”

Oh no no, my friend. They don’t “claim” they’re from NYC—they are from NYC.

Nathan Fillion was seated behind me during a screening of “Serenity”. It was terribly distracting, trying to refrain from shooting him looks over my shoulder whenever his greatly magnified head appeared on the screen. “There’s real Nathan Fillion...and there’s fake Nathan Fillion.”

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Seriously. How can they not know the greatness that is Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter Dead?

Why does every analogy in this comment section involve Burger King??

Let’s be brutally honest. You aren’t “totally awesome”

Data shows these kids are more money-driven than ever, and less interested in sex, drinking, and “partying”

Yeah I’m “clueless” despite seeing it firsthand you bumblefuck! Yet another union heel towing the corporate line that can’t refute a single FACT I made, nor refute the links! Of course union people want to work more OT, you game the fucking system like no one else! The only one toothless is your Mom, which is fine

You’re clueless.   With a good union, people want to work more.  Overtime tends to be better than federal requirements.   You're just spouting BS you learned from your toothless parents.

I’m a union officer, so I am well equipped (if you take first-hand experience as useful) to see how you don’t know what you’re talking about.

I am temping at the moment. A couple of the people in my agency who I frequently end up on the same jobs with are actors. And not really young ‘just left drama school’ actors, people who have been working in and out of the biz (plays, TV, short films etc.) for decades.

You can’t expect us to believe you’re this much of a beautiful newborn baby

Yes, AMC “investigations” of “will we lose more money to keep Hardwick or to get rid of him” 

My ex is, among many things, a stand-up comedian. I went to every one of his shows (except the ones his other girlfriend apparently went to), and listens to him do his routine. I’d say only about 50% of it ever landed. But I wanted to be supportive, you know?

The worst part about working in politics and government as a woman is the explaining I have to do.

All I think about is training. I want to train so hard that police have to arrest me when I lift weights because when I lift them I throw them into space and that is theft or at least destruction of property in many many states but my defense attorney also trains extremely hard so I usually get out of the charges and