Perfect song choice! Lose Your Soul by Dead Man’s Bones from their eponymous debut (featuring a children’s choir on most tracks—Ryan Gosling is in the band too), if you were wondering. The whole album is great actually. This track, Young and Tragic, and Pa Pa Power are my favorites.

I’d like to put in a good word for paralympic hockey. I went when the Olympics were in my city and it was amazing. They were just as violent as regular hockey, but everyone was on sleds and using their arms to propel themselves. I left firmly convinced that we should change the rules of hockey so all hockey is like…

I see your Staind and raise you this: I went to a Puddle of Mudd concert for a guy once.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

Some of us hard-working Americans have to make due by pissing on ourselves, you know

Poncho can be Trump’s Secret Service code name until the impeachment.

Kombustible

Kombover

Put the goggles on and that is the king mutherfucker booth in all of CES.

Good week overall

For those wishing to experience coach class, simply purchase normal sneakers two sizes too small.

yeah, it’s all fun and games until you have to deal with runners, stalkers, clickers and bloaters on your way home.

Harambe died so Ken Bone could live.

Why do you give a fuck that other people give a fuck? Honest to Jesus what is the point of clicking on an article, reading it, and then commenting to say “NOBODY CARES!!!”??? I will never understand this! It is as meaningless and pointlessly hostile as people who click on articles about celebrities to point out they…

Trump certainly rejiggered those answers bigly.

Sorry Pence, this campaign is in it’s 14th month. Too late to abort now.

1. Fuck you

Something I didn’t know about Jamie Lee Curtis. I am almost 4 years sober and lately have been having a very hard time. I don’t do AA because I don’t agree with it, and my husband and I are somewhat new to a state where we don’t have close friends. Work has been very stressful lately and last night we went out to…

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

I have to hand it to Teddy Boy, that little snippet was a breathtaking work of fiction.