I’d like to put in a good word for paralympic hockey. I went when the Olympics were in my city and it was amazing. They were just as violent as regular hockey, but everyone was on sleds and using their arms to propel themselves. I left firmly convinced that we should change the rules of hockey so all hockey is like…

I see your Staind and raise you this: I went to a Puddle of Mudd concert for a guy once.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

Poncho can be Trump’s Secret Service code name until the impeachment.

Kombustible

Kombover

Good week overall

Why do you give a fuck that other people give a fuck? Honest to Jesus what is the point of clicking on an article, reading it, and then commenting to say “NOBODY CARES!!!”??? I will never understand this! It is as meaningless and pointlessly hostile as people who click on articles about celebrities to point out they…

Trump certainly rejiggered those answers bigly.

Sorry Pence, this campaign is in it’s 14th month. Too late to abort now.

1. Fuck you

Something I didn’t know about Jamie Lee Curtis. I am almost 4 years sober and lately have been having a very hard time. I don’t do AA because I don’t agree with it, and my husband and I are somewhat new to a state where we don’t have close friends. Work has been very stressful lately and last night we went out to…

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

I have to hand it to Teddy Boy, that little snippet was a breathtaking work of fiction.

Ok, we’ve got a 3.2 meter gap. I’ve calculated our probability of a successful jump at 33.33 percent, repeating of course.

Metal Gear Survive

Jesus fuck. This is the longest SNL cold open ever.

#glassesoutforbarb

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

Sending out dick-picks via Snapchat is a risky move. All it takes is a little slip of the finger and you’ve accidentally sent it to an unintended target, and then that’s it, brother. I was with a group of friends last year when one of the girls got a snapchat from her brother and it was his dick. She started screaming…