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I posted elsewhere about how I became The Champ when I gave the guys working in the kitchen my “Ramones Mania” cassette, some of the younger guys were getting sick of their trove of AC DC, Van Halen and Boston tapes. It went into heavy rotation, and all the staff, FOH and BOH loved it. I was gobsmacked that so many

To the LW: Stop pretending to be offended. You don’t like rap. It’s okay, not everyone has to. My advice would be to make friends in the kitchen. Shoot the shit about music you do like and maybe you’ll find some common ground. Then just make suggestions sometimes. “Hey, have you guys heard the new *blank* record? I

One of the last conversations I had with my mom was shortly after Obama’s first inauguration. She was a hardcore Republican, and still kind of smarting from her team’s defeat. But she did say, “I’m not sure how he’ll do - but he’s absolutely the most elegant man in a suit I’ve seen in a long time.”

...as another drinker who definitely needs to cut back (though I don’t have a great deal of anger going on; I tend to either think I’m hilarious when I’m not, or get really, really maudlin when drunk), I second this.

You are who you are drunk or sober; you’re just more of the part of you that you keep under wraps in

“In vino veritas”

Hoppy Easter indeed.

I really wanted to get into this game given how much fun I had with Gwent in the Wild Hunt, but there’s just something about the standalone game’s mechanics that never sat right with me.

except he’s uh, losing even by his own dumb metrics?

It can happen. Years and years ago, I started chatting with a girl I’d seen post on 4chan. Turned out she lived in my not very large flyover country college town, and actually used to live in the same apt. complex that I lived in. So in a city with several million people? Ya I can believe it.

Community is the beat example of nerds writing for nerds whereas the Big Bang Theory is meant for people that still make fun of nerds.

...enough to have stormtrooper armor? Being a nerd is less about what you love, and more about how much you love it.

But enough about Arcade Fire.

I like how the Conductor is basically, “Eh, fuck it.” and lets them play.

Oops, must have been a nerve there.

“Local area man found dead in his home. Crime scene investigators have determined that the victim was shot while charging a home intruder with a ninja sword. Victim’s neckbeard, while unusually thick, was insufficient to stop the gunfire.”

And here I am, making good, not fish-rape content and struggling to break over 200 subscribers and get noticed by anyone. This asshat fucking pisses me off so much.

The Internet. Where the men are men, the Women are men and the children are the FBI.