I need to put a lot of thought into my decision if my love for Peter Dinklage cancels out my hate for Adam Sandler. But Peter stopped responding to my calls, letters, ravens and texts.

I imagine them all high fiving like Tachikomas.

I was so overjoyed that my teenage daughter didn’t want piece of shit Beets when she asked for a pair of Sennheiser MM-550 X cans that I completely forgot to balk at the $270 price.

I like the idea of a T-shirt that declares itself a T-shirt.

Everybody has to get up, just like they already do. The fold-up seats at least mean less contortionist moves are required.

I had to see what this would look like, lol

I think a LOT of bears are going to have a good time this weekend.

3D printed this baby myself.

HELLO, if he’s a Nice Guy he won’t do it. Duh. That’s why you should appreciate a Nice Guy, you superficial slut. They can use their fedoras as chinese stars if anyone threatens your safety.

I had to take a break from my otherkin obsession. I love when they know nothing about the animal they are supposed to be.

To me this is sorta like those kids who are so into Anime they try to live as one of those characters.

My parents think I can do all the stuff the goth chick from NCIS does. I see no reason to tell them they are wrong.

My local store owner kicks people out. It’s glorious. If you can’t be respectful, you’ve overstayed your welcome.

On second thought, lets just carry it. It will probably get there faster.

As someone who is learning to color-grade his own films, I was in AWE. Every single frame was art you could hang on your wall.

I got side-eye because my baby girl (which you could only tell because I’d stuck her in these stupidly cute pink, ruffled, flower-print swim bottoms) didn’t have a shirt. I put her in the equally stupidly cute green bottoms with elephants and everyone at the pool is all smiles for my handsome little man.

Tom’s character: Don’t go below this level.
Mia’s character: Why?
Tom’s character: Because ghosts.

Roll credits

This kind of makes me want a live action Nausicaa. Just a bit.