Coo-co-coolio!

Eh just arm them with RPG’s with legos inside them. ISIS doesn’t wear shoes right?

lol

So you’re saying that Steven Tyler does in fact walk this way AND talk this way? That’s incredibly reaffirming.

Jennifer Lopez tried to kill me once. I kinda deserved it.

I quite liked that episode of top gear...

Certified Snackologists.

Now I’m picturing Hammond with a 911 GT2 he’s named Steve French.

Some say his goldfish has more than 9 lives, and a todaso cuz a fucking atodaso.

Parking Lot Boys

God, even if they never make a car show again they should just do a travel show

The planes in Spain fall mainly on the plain.

A unicorn and a women’s orgasm...Two of the most mythical tales together in the same room.

Floyd’s wives took more punches for a much smaller payday.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

*questions freedoms*

Apology pizzas should definitely be a thing. There’s a website where you can order a glitter bomb sent to people who’ve wronged you, why not a website where you can order a pizza sent to someone you’ve wronged?

This is the first time Behind Closed Ovens has made me almost weep with ‘my God, they’re not all assholes” joy.

Tyler, I'm not quite sure how to say this, but I think I like you. There isn't a single article of yours that I haven't clicked on and read. Foxtrotalpha is the most popular subdomain of Jalopnik according to quantcast. Keep doing what you're doing, and I hope Denton is paying you well.