for full sexist effect, you have to wash each bar down with a frothy bubbly gulp of diet dr pepper:

When You Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word, You Turn The Word “polish” Into Polish. This Theme Park Is Not In Poland. It Has Not Been Polished.

And then, when you went through this entire process multiple times making sure every app you have is trustworthy, one of them gets sold to some other company that starts using it for shady crap. *sigh*

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

I know this sucks but watching trumps idiot base slowly realize they got fucked will be fun. I have no expectation that a single one of them will ever admit they were wrong but they’ll still get screwed

This is a new thing, right? We’ve all seen the celebrations that come after a President actually signs a bill into law, but is this sort of “We’re a third of the way through the process; let’s publicly celebrate” something that didn’t happen terribly often before?

Man, Bethesda sure does know how to support their game launches. Launching on a Friday instead of a Tuesday? Not giving anyone advance copies? Going after indie game developers who use a very common word in a very distinctive title in a very different game?

...yeah, no, sorry, fuck you Bethesda.

This is why trademarks over common words are stupid :|

You can only get robbed at gun point so many times before you decide the pay of the job isn’t worth the hassle. Good on these clerks for breaking their destructive habit of being the victim!

It would’ve been cool if it was an event where someone was kidnapping all the clerks and you had to free them

I think this end screen is what’s triggered when you kill the boss — it’s the equivalent of his death animation.

The irony is they couldn’t get out.

Dear Blizzard,

“In typical American fashion, the group celebrated their dominance”

Someone buy her a Switch so she can do something else instead of checking her Twitter feed for three hours.

I love when Hollywood hires beautiful actresses So they can cover up their faces. Granted I’d love to know Dave Bautista’s chair time.

Is that a 1:1 scale* Kirby figure? HOW MANY YEN IS IT AND WHEN WILL IT BE AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER.

I love how even Mark Zuckerberg was not important enough for them to open the China cabinet and use the good setting. Plastic plates, cups and cutlery for guests... why am I not surprised these folks voted for Trump?