... and we have violations. The best violations, let me tell you. You won’t believe how much you’re gonna love our violations....

What would you expect from a kitchen where they are told to purposely overcook a prime cut of meat and then slather it in ketchup.

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

You could tweet all you like at 45.

So in 2009 when I got laid off, had no money, lost health insurance and was ready to declare bankruptcy I still had to pay Sallie Mae even after they got bailed out with my tax dollars for causing the shitstorm that led to me getting laid off in the first place.

making the correction now, spellcheck is trying to kill me, it was “genteel.”

The New York legal community is in shock. Colleagues of mine who have argued before her said that she was an excellent judge.

“She was a very gentile, lovely lady...” I didn’t know Muslims were Gentiles.

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The shooting was justified.

I still can not for the life of me understand how a man sitting in the middle of the road doing nothing leads to an armed police response. I know that I’m naive, just flabbergasted.

In July, Aledda spoke out through the police union saying, “I took this job to save lives and help people. I did what I had to do in a split second to accomplish that and hate to hear others paint me as something I’m not.”

This deceptively simple test just reminded me that baby elephants are adorable.

Is it heretical for the Young Pope to be casting magic?

Robert Johnson of YouTube needs to dress those cables better. The moving back and forth of that monitor will bend, bend, BEND, BEND those wires back and forth till they become intermittent and then stop working.

But can he turn it by playing an Ocarina?

That’s just.... wow. Fuck Yahoo

Hey, I’ve got no beef with Excel. Should’ve said that in the post.

Because I love Excel, and there’s no substitution for it. Therefore, I have to get the suite.

Because it’s the only approved word processing software at my employer.