It’s all about people schooling other’s today, isn’t it? I don’t call people outside of gender norms “it” so my mind doesn’t go there. The smug. It smells. I’ll call her a lizard woman. How bout that?

I don’t know. I’m a white guy helping to raise a Rosemary plant. Are you saying I’m not half-delicious?

You act like Blackhawk fans should have given unconditional support to an owner who was morally against allowing home games on TV.

Jesus Christ. Stop being a penis and just enjoy the fact that your team is awesome and finally have the fan support previous ownership did their best to snuff out. Cry-asses everywhere.

There ought to be a PSA to life in general that goes something like: "99.99999999% of the things you experience in life are unimaginably complex, to make sense of them and understand them you need to apply deep and analytical thought, and you should be immediately distrustful of anyone who tries to wrap it up in a…

Respect for the creator of all things waka.

Um, excuse me sir:

the most BRUH that has ever BRUH’d

I hope I live to be very old so I can mess with people by making up weird “fountain of youth” crap. My trick to living to be 119? I ate a stick of unsalted butter every night before bed!

As a white person, I wouldn’t have any issue with you going around saying that you’re white. Feel free to do so. Or if you feel like a squirrel, say that.

I don’t know where you’re getting this idea that your identity issues are a matter of public concern.

tweets without comment is not evisceration and i think this woman is hilarious honestly

The interesting one would be to get a 6 ft. 4, 240lb gay man to catcall them and see what happens.

Ugh with the Yoko.

i’ve never had to X out of a website so fast in my entire life

follow up article idea: what is a guy’s choice award?

I started to take on his taste, and I’m an amateur at having his taste — I’m good at my kind of taste.

It’s understandable how there would be confusion and questions. Perhaps this graphic will help (which I got from here, FYI):

“sometimes I take a poop in my hand and then eat it”

Blow up all the frats? Or blow up all the farts?

Ooooh, I’m getting my “Defense of Fraternities” bingo card ready for the comments. On the last article, I got the following categories on my comment alone: