In a two party system it can be difficult choosing between pragmatism, and voting your conscience.

I'm team Kanye for life.

I blame you for using the word, “fucktard”.

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

I learned this lesson from Rihanna and I’ve never looked back.

Why is it so hard for people to understand that productivity does not necessarily mean one must work longer hours.

I have had it with abysmal idiots and their “toxins.” Toxins are NOT a thing. They are not magical serpents that burrow themselves into your body through assholes and eyeballs. Dosage is what’s important. Dosage makes a thing toxic. How many times do we have to mention that water itself is toxic at a certain level?…

I’m gullible and not quite Internet savvy so I am truly and honestly asking: are these a joke? I’m confused. What do butts and lying face down have to do with the confederate flag?

So...what, they’re doing their impressions of their favourite confederate soldiers?

wait.

Black lives matter has reached a point where people are using it as a meme. Too many times I have heard so and so lives matters. Stuff like this kind of makes it worse. It starts to look more like a joke that nobody understands. I promise you that 90% of the people there didn’t really understand what was going on and…

the sad part is there is no mention of what the victim is going through. Now she gets the pleasure of having her traumatic experienced ripped to shreds by the defense again. What a cluster of fuck.

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I still do not know how to say Dej Loaf

If this is the worst thing the police do this week, then I would call it a very good week.

IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN MASTURBATING W ONE’S OWN TEARS, FP

IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN RECOMMENDING GREYS, FP

what a bunch of babies

Honestly, EVERY DUDE? Hell naw, Clover. Hell nah. I think most dudes with a reading level above 9th grade will have a tough time with this show for a lot of reasons. Maybe mostly because it’s doucheporn that isn’t realistic for anyone but .1% of pro athletes and the fact that it’s just Entourage: Sports Edition.