Now that he has no actual power over our lives, he’s fun! But when he was in Congress? Fucking dick and he deserved to have his career ruined.

It’s all about the APPEARANCE of impropriety. And no single GOP Congressman needs to worry about appearing to be gay, because Lord knows no one in that party has any gaydar.

Exactly, if there’s one thing we know for sure this isn’t just a potential male/female problem. So, does this mean that members of Congress just can’t be alone with anyone? .... Then again, who’d really want to be alone with an MoC?

Every time my bf puts on that cd with the tree stump on it I’m just like ugh my ears no stop

personal fave.

It's a school night. That always keeps attendance down.

This raises so many questions, not the least of which is, just what is in an Iranian sex manual?

more like roger badell.

“ The new person playing the “Vulvatron character” has been announced. “

It’s amusing how Chicago just lets teams like Minnesota, St. Louis, and Nashville THINK they’re good during the regular season, but then just slowly and methodically chokes the life out of them come playoff time.

I like Corey Crawford because he’s an athlete I can relate to. He gets drunk and falls down stairs, I get drunk and fall down stairs. We’d have a lot to talk about.

How long do we have do keep pretending Shonda Rhimes’ shows are good?

Jesus Christ. And people donated how much to the pizza bigots?

it’s going to happen

We have memes for that.

Except Thibs is still playing his starters. Luckily none of them are prone to season-ending injuries in the playoffs or anything like that.

Then there’s the approximately 1,000 billboards in eastern Indiana for this guy: