I hate the word "curate" so fucking much. Unless you work at a museum, stop it right now.

"But I HAVE to be a dick, because mine is about this big!"

I'd say the 2 and 5 were switched.

*pulls out Janet Jackson career blueprint* Actually, she needs to go through a deep, depressed period first. The divorce comes later. Right now, she's still in the "newfound sexuality and freedom" phase that done so much better over 20 years ago, as so-called black feminists forgot in their zeal to attack anybody who…

No. I'm not sure that religiously listening to This American Life counts as a geek hobby. Maybe you win a yuppie/hipster award? Or, just the award of enjoying great radio.

How I miss David Rakoff. God, so much testosterone!

In the news: Adults hanging out together.

"All I need is a little hole"

So is she not a fan of Aretha because she didn't write all her own music?

Here's the other reason I did a Foods That Should Not Exist: since this is the column that landed me this job, and a trip out of the nightmare that is the food industry, I thought it only fitting that my last full feature as a Recruit (other than next Monday's BCO) be a probably-overdue edition of Foods That Should…

He must know about the original A Modest Proposal that suggested (among other things) eating babies right? He MUST be at least somewhat aware that he named his message after the greatest work of satirical irony.

How about let no-one own a gun?

Dunno why the church is getting its magic undies in such a bunch over this.

Man I hope my two cats live to their 20s...little fuzzy assholes light up my life

Why is yoga being fun so bad? I mean, to me, she seems like she's having fun and exalting in all the fun shit her body can do. Fun pretzel-stuff is a great side effect of yoga. Its not ALL of yoga, and its not integral to the experience, but trust, yogis in India have been exhibiting the physical manifestations of…

okay, so where on the scale of yogic purity does "bragging about how much more humbly you yoag than someone else" rank?

YOUR MOVE, SUGAR FREE GUMMY BEARS.

I think her testimony was more compelling than his, so I can see how the panel came to their decision. But, you're right, this case is complicated, as are many alcohol facilitated sexual assault cases.

This trend of diagnosing society based on the most abnormal, deranged acts really needs to stop. It's just stupid. It's the "availability heuristic" poking it's mentally-challenged head into discussions of serious issues. People who look at an event like this and treat it like a real problem in society are the same…