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She doesn’t address it in the article, but can you imagine if she has been trying to get pregnant for years but has had miscarriages? Between 20 and 33% of pregnancies end in miscarriage, but no one seems to think about that when they’re badgering other people about if they are pregnant, why they aren’t pregnant, and

Imagine if we speculated about men’s vasectomies in this manner. ORLANDO BLOOM: THE BIG SNIP? Followed by ten photos of the actor in swim trunks standing with a vaguely bow-legged stance.

FOR PERSPECTIVE:

“I want Honey Nut Cheerios”

I’m still trying to figure out the Gary Johnson pivot. How do you go from “we need to rein in corporate influence” to “we need to not regulate any corporations, ever”?

Every liberal I personally know voted for Bernie and now every single one of them, myself included, is getting behind Hillary. We’re giving too much of a voice to the Bernie or Bust contingent who are a teeny tiny minority of his supporters and are people who probably do not generally vote and if they do, they don’t

If you are willing to vote for Trump just because Bernie didn’t get the nom means YOU DON’T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN ANYTHING BERNIE WAS DOING.

I have tried, but I still can’t understand the “I love Bernie, which means I hate Hillary so much I’ll vote for Trump” process.

FUCK, Bernie fans. FUCK. I was with you. I was all about Bernie. But we are in precarious times and this is a do-or-die election. The next president will appoint a fucking supreme court justice, FFS. THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT. STOP BEING DUMBASS CHILDREN AND DO YOUR PART TO MAKE SURE THIS ELECTION DOES NOT GIVE US TRUMP.

Sorry, it had to be done.

If you ever want to stop someone from clicking on a link to one of your stories I would say that putting “they were red like raw hamburger” in the title of some story on Roger Ailes and sexual harassment would be right up there.

Right? At first I thought maybe he's just good naturedly teasing her about her food passion but man he really escalated on Twitter! I hope she dumps his ass and finds someone who respects her pizza boundaries.

And the thing is, I bet he would never directly ask her to buy him something because that mean she’s, even if only for a moment, being the provider in the relationship. This is some fragile masculinity bullshit right here. Are you so insecure that you can’t handle your lady buying you food, so you gotta snatch it and

Haha, I also think the chef deserves the extra food! But I think in this case, she was getting less food than she actually wanted/needed. Like, to the point of hunger? Definitely not cool of the cook boyfriend. So I guess my previous comment should be amended to: “Don’t take food from your partner—just make more for

On the flip side, if he’s always buying the ingredients, making the food, and then serving it (and possibly cleaning up), I feel like he’s sort of entitled to the bigger portion.

He gaslit and then humiliated her. She needs to run.

And a “fat ass” because she’s tired of his shit and hungry.

Also, she called it right. This is his regular MO. The sneaky, intermittent cheapskate route, where he gets to sample everything without seeming like she’s buying him meals. She’s buying your food, bro. It’s okay. Thank her and be an adult about it.

Yeah that got me too. Pig and fat ass because she bought food for herself that she intended to eat.

I love that he thinks SHE’S the asshole in the situation. And the “fat ass” is just the cherry on top.