This caused me to have a Twitter meltdown yesterday. It is now confirmed verbally: conservatives believe that victims of gun violence are necessary collateral damage to their "right" to own personal firearms.

First the President bows to foreign leaders, now he puts himself at eye level with little girls. How much farther will the Kenyan in Chief go to weaken the image of America?

"We have invented a robot that will both bake samoas and guilt people at the train station into buying them. We will effectively end all productivity in the world, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

And yet, still - a tiara. And we wonder why girls grow up looking for Prince Charming.

I vote for Jessica Chastain, Jessica Chastain in a wig, and Jessica Chastain with a mustache glued on.

The original and first Princess Leia doll was her in the the white robes.

Oh, oh, and slutty daughters who then get punished for sluttiness with problems that require constant medication and watchfulness by a boyfriend to make sure she takes her meds. And stuff.

I have to add the shout-out to slovenly inbred slow-witted housesisters.

Ahhh, of course! The most important one.

Hey wait, you left out corpses!

And this time around the women on the show won't be only prostitutes, naggy wives, pairs of tits mistresses and coffee-serving secretaries (1)?

Back in the 1970's when this movie came out, Star Wars was marketed to both sexes. It wasn't pink or purple for girls either. The shopping bible, the Sears catalog, showed girls and boys playing together with the exact same toys. Then again, they also showed the girls wearing primary colors instead of something in…

I'm calling it. There will be a female. And she would have slept with one of the male detectives. There is tension. They may or may not rekindle their romance. One of them dies. You may all go home now.

Done.

"it's absolutely obvious that there's a ton of female fans out there who would spend a fortune on this stuff"

In her younger days, my wife would've loooooved to have had more stuff geared toward her in the Star Wars universe— she was more into SW than I ever was! The best she ever got was the occasional Mara Jade storyline, and whatever the extended universe threw at female fans with regard to the Solo kids or Leia.

Isn't that because most Princess Leia merch puts her in that fucking metal bikini, slave chain included? I'm sure she'd have no objection to the donut-bun version.

There's little possibility that Carrie Fisher has any sway in this arena.

Normally, I'd just dismiss a comment like this, but I'm responding because, sadly, even non-trolls often have very twisted views of "weird" or "gross" or "perverted" Japan, and I want everyone to see my response.