Well, this dick-loving jez reader doesn't feel that way.

Only users lose drugs!

I need a picture of these fun-haters so that if I see them in public I know NEVER TO BE FRIENDS WITH THEM.

It was probably the healthiest ingredient they've ever used.

Right? Last thing I'm going to do if I get free pot is go around telling people about it, gee wiz.

THAT WAS EXACTLY MY REACTION TOO.

Yuck. And I don't understand. Was this burger to go to a friend? Why would you give pot away? WHY DOES NO ONE GIVE ME FREE POT?? So many questions.

And if people are just giving it away like that, why don't I ever get any?

I always, always, always give these kinds of stories the side-eye, because in my long and storied career as a drug enthusiast, I have never come across a single person who would give drugs away like this.

Ottumwa, Iowa you say?

"Despite proven biological advantages." Uhm... No. Each individual is affected in unique ways by whatever non-dimorphic traits exist. Given how many intersex conditions end up affecting health in very substantial ways, a claim there are "proven biological advantages" to being intersex is just false.

Why yes, let's just take all the trans and intersex woman identified people and refuse to let them compete in organised sports with cisgender, dimorphic women. But wait, it's medically provable that without sustained access to properly processed testosterone for the whole of their lives, these folks can't get anywhere…

As a dick-loving woman, my answer is no. LGBT rights are an essential prong of equality.

Her. Caster identifies as female, so it's pretty rude to call her "him".

She was never a man. She didn't become a women. She didn't find herself to be a lesbian.

Yeah, the entire "Is she a man?" witch hunt originally stemmed from steroids speculation after she cut absolutely massive and unprecedented amounts of time from her PRs. It's entirely possible that she's undergoing some kind of compulsory hormone therapy that has decreased her times, but it's also entirely possible…

Well, I suppose both are open questions, but how many other athletes can you name that may have been asked to take something that would likely diminish their performance?

I'm more upset by the fact that people confuse sex and gender.

Shall I translate?

Ahhh, yes. Because only women care about issues of sexuality and equality. Besides, I would argue this fits much better on Deadspin than Jezebel.