Justin Bieber was booed at Canada's Juno Awards, which is fine, because he didn't even bother to show up. In a stunning feat of Canadianness, the Canadian women's curling team accepted the award in his stead.

actually, the 1:50 scale model of my vagina that i've constructed in my basement while waiting for my prince to come

#truedetectiveseason2

I'd totally watch this show

Pad See Ew is better than Pad Thai, but Rad Na (aka Lad Na) is the best of all!

Pad See Ew forever! I genuinely don't understand why everyone's go to is Pad Thai.

With my nose. It's very talented.

Shenannigans! How are you typing, huh?!

Do you have a dime for the jukebox thingy? I wanna play something romantic.

OK I know a great malt shop down the road. The soda jerk's a real fine fellow.

I'm not sure I'm ready for that level of commitment. How bout we have a milkshake first?

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are secretly selling their house.

Ins...urance?

On the next season of Degrassi: Much Much Later.

For sure. I meant to point out a limitation of our language - we often use "I'm attracted to men/women" as shorthand for "I want to fuck people with X, Y, and Z physical features".

Yeah, I don't tend to want to use "pre-transition" as a generalized term because not everyone does get SRS, so it can imply that some trans people are just like not taking the leap or something. I dunno, it just ends up feeling very prescriptivist about how there's a "right way" to be trans, especially as it relates…

It might be. I don't even fucking know, to be honest with you. That's my point. That's my point throughout this entire piece. I object to GRS, someone else probably objects to SRS.

Are you bothered by gender dysphoria being in the DSM? I can't wrap my head around it being a mental illness requiring the treatment of transitioning. It also assumes a binary (the other gender) and that everyone wants hormone therapy or sugery. I'm cisgender, so I may be off base, but I find it very insulting.

I think the genderqueer portion of the transgender experience is often left out or not well understood. I'm strictly binary, so I have a hard time understanding it myself. Which means I need to listen more.