I always try to do one random act of kindness each day. Today I have met my goal by saving you from that particular google search.

Because a lot of dumb shit that anti-LGBT people say clearly stems from fear. Ever heard them talking about "the homosexual agenda" or worrying about gay people checking them out in gym locker rooms or worrying about kids being "exposed" to LGBT? It all stems from some fear they have that gay people are all perverted…

Well, you saved me from having to Google "Jason London poop car," so I thank you for that.

ON Skid Row, or WITH Skid Row? Looka these tough bastards:

On a side note "Duck Dynasty" is now my go-to insult name for any redneck that annoys me in public. "Move your truck, Duck Dynasty! You are blocking the road!"

"I believe what the Bible says" is the biggest bullshit lie that the religious right trots out.

Dear Zac Efron:

California is a mutual combat state?

You should always be surprised when people say something homophobic. Otherwise, you're allowing it to be normal.

Homophobia is bad. Really bad. Totally unacceptable, even. But can we keep in mind that Phil Robertson also said nice things about Jim Crow in that interview? It's good we're calling him out on being a homophobic shitball, but we shouldn't do that to the exclusion of reminding his viewers, defenders, and sponsors that…

It's funny, because Jesus never said anything about gay people but he said a whole lot about rich people. Ha. Haha.

I guess he also conveniently forgot about the part of the bible that doesn't paint a glowing picture of rich people....or the fact that rich people don't stand a chance of entering heaven. So if gays are supposed to burn in hell, he and his family better pack extra SPF because they're asses are headed to hell too.

I'm going to assume the guy with frosted tips knows a thing or two about homosexuality.

You know what was an amazing movie? "Winter's Bone." Female lead, female director, nuanced female supporting characters, female villains, well-acted, well-written, well-shot, moving, dramatic, not about the travails of finding a good man or the perfect pair of shoes. Allegedly even a few dudes liked it and didn't…

The son is trolling now to juice up "Duck Dynasty" ratings, which have been in the toilet: he's hoping that folks will start to rally around the family again, thus he's bringing up the gay thing again. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/tv-r…

Right. Although, there are plenty of female directors, producers, and writers, and would-be movie executives. They're just not getting hired or funded by the studios.

That's a good idea. It will be helpful if you decide to do grad school instead.

Nah, that would be Jim from accounting. Such a dick. I'm sporting the sleek blue business casual coat and orange shirt. Rhonda from HR is going on and on about her kid's soccer game over the weekend..AGAIN

So this is what it takes to get a phone interview for an internship. I think I'll just take up drinking now.

Next Job Hunt, I'm marketing myself as a Playmobil figure. I mean, look how great I am with interacting in the break room