yaaay!:) way to put it to good use:) be brave.

Right, when I read

Oh god, Imma doin it.

That needs to be Jezzie's new official response. Publish it!

I read these to my husband and he just said, "Who is this, a serial killer?"

I'm making my own. Because this shit would seriously not fly the other way around. It wouldn't even get an inch off the ground. Also, why is this called "50 Things Every Woman Should Know About Men" and not "50 Things Women Should Do For Men"? It's not a list of fucking facts. It's a list of commands. Anywhoo:

1. Make sure that your man is cured to a water content less than 80%. Your man should then keep without spoiling at larder temperatures for a time depending on fat content.

Another gay man chiming in with ... with ... well, perhaps this is the time for my first attempt at utilising one of those applicable gifs ...

My response, when I saw this on a friend's FB feed yesterday with his line "pretty accurate," was "Start every sentence with 'You know you're banging a narcissist when he thinks...' and sort it out from there." My addition actually does make that list pretty darn useful!

Yes but in order to get his permission to raise chickens she'd have to ask him first, and we all know how he feels about her incessant yapping. Better not risk mildly annoying him, because what happens then IS ON HER.

I annotated it!

First University of I Pulled This Number Out Of My Ass is very prestigious. I have masters from there in It's Science (Not Actually Science)

I love that "he will never forgive you" is something we have to accept, but there's a whole bullet point about how ladies should forgive the man for everything they do and never bring it back up again.

Be his muse. His hopes and dreams come first. Your hopes and dreams have been realized because you are someone's muse.

Welcome to life all alone. Cheers, fucker.
That being said, I will bow out with the mighty words of Stella Gibson:

A man is a partner. What this post should have been called is how to keep a frat boy, boy, or man child.

How about not aspiring to keep a man? I don't. I'm happy. Beautiful. Successful. Independent. If a man wants to be with me cool but I'm not turning myself inside out for him. I want a partner, not someone I have to try to keep.

Re: #9 - Of course we don't have a rape culture. Because if we withhold sex (for any reason, apparently) what's next is "on you." Whew, glad I learned that before it was too late. Oh wait...

The like, how does he feel about J-Law's longtime bf then? She's got him on a leash that he's trying to break free from 'cause of her hair?