Please. I can get kittens just by putting cat food on my porch. I don't need ISIS for that. They can keep the Nutella.

Like Erin says - "No one cares about your boner, guys."

It should be you on the Jumbotron with Taylor, Adultosaur. I'm sure you would be the bomb.

So, Fallon is Adultosaur?

I'll bet Naya could go over those questions better if she actually looked at them instead of the ceiling.

Possibly. We don't know. Those of us who are non-binary are really only finding one another and understanding different ways to talking about who we are outside of the rigid male/female structures in the last few years. She may have considered herself non-binary. It's really hard to know when we don't have her own…

I'm leaving explicit instructions for how to gender me if something happens to me. I would hate to have someone else control what my obituary said. Not that I'll actually have any say once I'm gone or even care but....

Rand Paul, you don't want to play this game. You will not like the pinterest board I make for you, douchecanoe.

The Times reviews both commercial and literary fiction. But they review a lot more men's commercial fiction than women's, and the men's gets grouped under "general fiction" and women get lumped under "chick lit."

I find that weird, though, because... I dunno. I hate that crime is so glamorized, when in real life it's fucked up and mundane and almost always driven by things that we don't usually see onscreen (except for like, The Wire) - drug desperation, complete sexism and controlling of women, racism...

She cares because:

He has been asked that question repeatedly, though, and somehow names never manage to find their way into his answer. Either he doesn't think women authors meet his gold standard, or he just doesn't read the work of anyone with a vagina.

I've read both Franzen and Weiner. His stuff is not the high falutin' literature that he thinks it is. Her stuff is very readable but on the lighter side.

Jamie Dornan, who played another sexy but twisted character on the British drama The Fall

"You know, what I really wanted to do is just joke around with what had happened [with Taylor Swift] before"

I'm fairly certain that wasn't a selfie and was more of a "LOOK AT THIS OLD MAN PEEING WITH HIS PANTS DOWN" photo. Because I would snap that one, and I don't selfie.

Cue the gender-normative sarcasm. Oh, wait, I see it's already here.

Still love her. I don't know if she can pull it off, but I'll watch her try.

Kent State was pissed about that sweatshirt and demanded they take it out of stores. As they pointed out - red is not a Kent State color, so it's hard to justify why it was printed that way, and Kent State got licensing for the sale, either.

& also pretty sure Karlie Kloss is not letting Taylor bone anyone